Monday, March 21, 2011

My suspense experiment

                  It was a clear evening. The kind that makes all your senses seem to operate at a higher level than they normally do. Sounds are sharper, smells are stronger, and it’s bright enough to see forever. The sky was brilliantly lit with a silky veil of stars that were only outdone by the neon glow of a nearly full August moon. A group of quietly chirping crickets was the only audience in attendance for the occasional sounds of automobiles passing by on the highway, sounds that otherwise bounced around the still night and fell upon abandoned corn fields in the dark. The wind was slow and steady, never really gaining or losing momentum as it softly carried all the faint aromas associated with diesel fuel and late summer cook-outs through the towering pine trees of the neighboring forest.  
                During daylight hours the areas wildlife is abundant. Various species’ of bird sing to whoever listen, chipmunks chatter relentlessly, and the occasional deer can be spotted grazing in the taller grass. Once in a while one may hear an owl, or the faint call made by a loon on the lake in the distance, or a flock of geese traveling north to escape Maine’s seasonal misery, but at night the signs of activity are scarce. Tonight, it seemed, only one woodland creature stirred, a lone rabbit making its way across the corn field.
 He moved slowly through the dried stocks, barely making a sound as he took one long hop after another, pausing in-between each one to stand up and sniff the air. His dark brown coat made him almost invisible among the other shadows in the night, a small patch of white fur on his chest was the only visible clue that he existed. He was silent, cautious, and deliberate, like a mouse that had broken into a kitchen to pillage what it could from the cupboards. When he stood his ears rose, straining to identify any sounds of possible danger.  It was another fifty yards to the section of woods that contained his burrow, a complex system of underground tunnels that afforded perfect protection from intruders overnight. He stood one more time and threw his nose up into the air, his head rolled from side to side, slowly scanning the perimeter of the field, then he felt it.
                It wasn’t anything he heard. In fact the night had taken on a disturbing silence now. Even the crickets, who moments ago had been serenading him with song, were now mute. All of the fur on his back stood on end. A cold shiver slowly rose up his spine. His instincts told him to get out of there, but he didn’t know which direction to run. He was frozen in fear by something he couldn’t see, something he couldn’t hear, but he could feel its eyes on him. From somewhere in those woods it was watching him… waiting.
                Suddenly, as if Mother Nature had shot the terrified rabbit from a gun, he kicked with both of his long powerful legs and bolted in the direction of his hole. In four lengthy bounds he had traveled more than sixty feet, making only the slightest thumping sound every time the big pads of his rear feet hit the ground. His heart was beating so fast it seemed like it was on the verge of exploding, and then as abruptly as he started, he stopped. At first he didn’t know why. Once again, instincts had taken over and immobilized every muscle in his body. The wilderness beckoned to him. He wanted to go home but couldn’t. It was there, directly in front of him, from just inside the cover of the forest that a pair of eyes met his. Two glowing yellow ovals floating in an endless sea of darkness. The moonlight gave them away, reflecting off of them much like cars headlights reflect from the eyes of animals caught crossing the interstate at night.
                It was the last thing the rabbit saw. As it stared into the ominous pair of yellow beacons ahead of it, a razor sharp set of claws crushed down on its back, immediately silencing its attempts to scream. Its legs kicked one last time, spraying dirt onto the rows of dried out corn stocks. A low growl could barely be heard over the sounds of ripping fur and flesh. The once white patch on its chest now stained crimson red. Its eyes still holding the look of terror it last experienced.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

A guitarist's friend.

I have been playing guitar as long as I can remember. I guess it was somewhere around junior high that I really began learning new songs and experimenting with different tunings but it seems like I have always had a guitar lying around somewhere, and one of my favorite things to do when I’m bored is pick it up and bang around some. I never had any global expectations or big dreams I was chasing. At first I never even thought I would ever attempt to play publicly or in a band at all, although lately it has seemed like it would be kind of fun. No, my interest in playing guitar was strictly extracurricular. It was something to do and I never really even cared if I made it big or impressed anyone with it.    
As with any hobby or profession there are always little pet peeves, or pains that every musician deals with. My biggest one was always hunting for a guitar pick. It seemed like I never had around when I wanted it and although they aren’t very expensive, it gets old making a trip to the guitar shop once a week to buy more simply because I couldn’t hold onto mine for more than ten minutes. Any guitarist reading this has to know what I am talking about. I would jam them in the strings of my guitar, but I never really liked doing that. I would put them in my guitar bag, but when I needed one I would still have to rummage through the bag, moving everything else in there aside to find a pick the size of a quarter. Recently I found an item that everyone may not know about, but should. I purchased a Dunlop Scotty pick holder from guitar center, a site I found online that has everything you need for music, and my life has been easier ever since. This spring loaded pick holder is only a few bucks and sticks to your guitar with an adhesive back. Depending on the thickness of your picks, you can hold five or more picks at a time in it. I loaded it up with all of my favorite picks and now I always have one at my fingertips. My friends and people who have seen me play always comment on it, so it doubles as a conversation piece as well.            
I have bought a lot of products in my day, both expensive and cheap, and I have never found an item that served me so well for so little money. The guitar center is a fantastic site that carries anything you may need for any instrument you play. It amazes me that until recently I had never owned one of these. If you play guitar and have the same problem I used to with holding onto your picks you will definitely want to check this out. http://links.t.guitarcenter.com/ctt?m=862896&r=LTIyOTI0NzgyMQS2&b=0&j=MjU2ODYyMTcS1&mt=1&kt=12&kx=1&k=www_guitarcenter_com_&kd=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guitarcenter.com%2F

Monday, March 7, 2011

Scare me...Please.

For quite some time now I have been a big fan of horror. Did I say “big”? I meant huge! I own well over three-hundred titles that could be classified as horror/thriller alone. A lot of people would probably find my collection a little weird but suspense seems to be the only thing that will keep me entertained for two hours. I guess it’s those temporary adrenaline rushes. That tingle in your spine. The momentary muscle paralysis that comes from only the scariest moments on film. My dilemma? I can’t find it anymore.
Maybe it’s because years ago I was more affected by the tactics horror directors used to “shock and awe” their audiences. I guess certain exposure to anything repeatedly over time would eventually cause someone to grow immune to its effect on them. To recycle a timeless cliché, maybe they just don’t make them like they used to. It would be easy to settle on that theory except that a few in recent years have sufficiently done the job.  I actually got a little chill on one part of Paranormal Activity when I first saw it. Those films seem to be fairly rare now though, or maybe I’m just a more difficult customer.
  I have been turning to blogs and surveys lately online to find out from everyone what some of the scariest movies they had ever seen were.  I am holding onto the belief that there are some really good horror films out there that haven’t found me yet.  Unfortunately it seems like time is running out on a dying breed. Maybe I’ll have to try bungee jumping. If that doesn’t scare me it’s time to hang it up…or maybe start making movies.

Expecting again!

     With all the financial difficulties facing a majority of the nation, its not hard to understand why so many people seem to be in a bad mood now-a-days. Debts are on the rise, opportunities are getting less and less and it seems that every day there is something new to complain about. In the midst of all the negativity the world throws at us though, there is always one thing thats sure to bring a smile to everyones faces. The addition of a new family member.
     At some point in September my girlfriend and I will have an addition of our own to talk about. So like every expecting couple, we have been glancing through catalogues, discussing baby names for both genders, and window shopping every time we are out. I have a five year old son already, as does she. So our new baby boy/girl will have two brothers six years older than him/her. Of course, this could be great or it could be hard (I'm not sure which yet). Maybe our little girl will have two protective older bro's to make my job easier. Maybe our little boy will have all the hand-me-downs he could ever need. Although it would be at least five years before they fit him so is it even worth it? Maybe the six year gap will make him/her feel singled out.
    So, I am writing this in hopes of some sage advice from all you parents out there. Have you been through similar child-raising experiences? How did it work? What products really helped you out or made things hard?